Joe: What actor is playing Murdoch? Don’t recognize him. Oh yeah, and I will fucking kill someone if Mr. T doesn’t play B.A.
Steve: Sorry.
They got some UFC fighter.
Because for some reason Hollywood thinks anyone gives a shit about the UFC.
Joe: Dude, what the fuck?
Steve: Seriously.
Joe: First off, Murdoch is still alive. Second off, there are a thousand funny actorrs who can play Murdoch.
Joe: Third off, without Mr. T in the film I will literally bomb the studio.
I mean that.
Steve: Let me explain something: The A-Team was not cool because it was a bunch of ex-military guys clearing their names.
It was cool because it had MR. FUCKING T!
Joe: Yes. Yes. Yes.
Dude, it’s bad enough there’s no more George Peppard, but that being said, Face Man and Murdoch are still alive.
Make the film with the original cast and cast an actor as either George Peppard’s son or brother or cousin.
But don’t fuck with the A Team!!!!!!!!!!
They’ve already raped GI Joe and if they rape the A-Team, I’ll fucking kill a studio exec.
Steve: Yeah.
I want to believe in the A-Team, but they’re making it real hard.
Joe: I don’t want to believe. If they are going to remake a beloved 80′s product, fuck them. We don’t need Hollywood. I hate Hollywood. How do you not make Mr. T the Mr. T character? Everyone fucking loves him! If Mr. T had been in Star Wars, those movies wouldn’t have sucked!
Steve: That is true.
Steve: But from the beginning I’ve believed this movie COULD be okay if the originals make a cameo somewhere.
If Mr. T signs off on this weird guy Jed seems to have heard of, then maybe I’ll give him a shot. If not, then they’d better run because I AIN’T GETTIN’ ON NO PLANE!
Joe: I just hate this so much. I’ve been waiting for an A-Team movie for twenty years and for someone else to play B.A. is just unimaginable.
